Alright time to get back in shape!!! Woohoo!! Yeah right!!! After a year of school and work full time, while giving up your gym membership so you can get a full 4 hours of sleep a night, things change!! When I say things change, I mean things change!! If it's not my mentally sexy attitude that is now nonexistent, it's the physical changes too. Seems like my arms have become balloons, my abs, well let's say what abs??? Not to mention my ass!!! Holy wow do I miss the gym!!
So today was my first day back and I was so stocked!!!Jump on the elliptical and I can feel that sexy attitude coming back, that's right baby, Crystal is at the gym again and feeling pretty damn good! That is until 10 minutes into my workout, by then I was mentally cursing all the skinny bitches out there! You know the ones that eat anything they want and look stunning no matter what!!!
20 minutes into my workout my mental cursing got worse, it went from skinny bitch to skinny ungrateful bitch!!! Holy wow I have no idea how I missed this so much! This seems like torture!! Worse yet, I'm paying $44 a month and giving up an hour of my evening to be tortured, how is this fair?
By time 40minutes hit, I could feel the nasty sweat sticking to my body, in places I didn't even know could sweat!! My chest stung with ever gasp of air I breathed in! And once again my mental cursing became even worse, "skinny, ungrateful, spoiled bitch!"
Finally time up and I thought I was going to die!! Now that I can't breathe, I'm nasty sweaty, my makeup is running, (why the hell did I keep my makeup on when I came here?) And my mental cursing is at a peak, "skinny, ungreatful, spoiled, eating disorder causing bitches!!!!!!"
About an hour after my workout, my breathing became normal and didn't burn. I feel so tired and worn out, but despite all that I feel great!!!!
P.S thank you skinny bitches for motivating me throughout my hour!!! Talk to you tomorrow!!
Love,
Crystal!
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
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